I Love Me

March 5, 2013

I took myself out on a date
and said I'm looking grand,
and when I got my courage up
I asked to hold my hand.
I took me to a restaurant
and then a movie show.
I put my arm around me
in the most secluded row.
I whispered sweetly in my ear
of happiness and bliss,
and then I almost slapped me
when I tried to steal a kiss.
Then afterwards I walked me home
and since I'm so polite
I thanked me for a perfect date
and wished myself goodnight.
There's just one little problem
and it kind of hurts my pride.
Myself would not invite me in
so now I'm locked outside!

By Kenn Nesbitt
Copyright © 2001 Kenn Nesbitt
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  14. Reply  

    Steven Karas

    March 5, 2013

    Well teens too
    And adults
    For some reason I'm sure a lot of people would struggle with this

  27. Reply  

    Mario BRUNO

    March 5, 2013

    GOD GRANT US THE SERENITY ; TO ACCEPT THE THIHGS , WE CAN NOT CHANGE , AND WISDOM TO Know THE DIFFERENT BETWEEN BOHT ! Awasome ! +Jendhamuni Sos

  34. Reply  

    G.P. Rowe

    March 5, 2013

    I do too but I don't know why. As for the photo, "Last one in is a rotten egg!"

  45. Reply  

    Nicolas Gruber

    March 5, 2013

    with the heat that here in Brazil is a great place to take a dip

  46. Reply  

    david leadbetter

    March 5, 2013

    You look Grand everyday Wish I could have taken you out on a date

  49. Reply  

    Disha Verma

    March 5, 2013

    i want to be here..so that every mornind i could watch this beautiful nature……i really love this

  51. Reply  

    Charles van Dijk

    March 5, 2013

    Sounds like a very lonely person, movies always a story which never happened never will happren. Even historical movies the truth is the 1st thing to go.

  52. Reply  

    centimental ngobeni

    March 5, 2013

    Oh that's nice guys that place Is so attractive hey.Anyway i hope that you are all okay guys know that DJ centimental love loves you all and i hope that and yours too you love me.Goodnight guys.

  61. Reply  

    Jon Jaybee Pasajol

    March 5, 2013

    How roamantic I like to go on that place and feel the beauty of life and mersmerizing how we love GOD.

  69. Reply  

    Denise Garcia

    March 5, 2013

    I might commandeer my own version of this thought and take myself out shopping and spoil myself rotten on weight watchers goodies, hehehe… 🙂

  86. Reply  

    Alex Jones

    March 5, 2013

    Please, can I go there? Great post. Great pic!

  91. Reply  

    mayra guzman

    March 5, 2013

    Carmel Valley has some beautiful scenery…that are just as blissful as this one.

  95. Reply  

    Robert R. Greene

    March 5, 2013

    Your country is far more "Beautiful" than words can say. And for the suffering cry's of the little children; Thay never go un-heard. Have a blessed day…

  101. Reply  

    Mylene Aspa

    March 5, 2013

    nice picture, very relaxing.. i wish i can go there….. to find myself…to find what i really want to do…. to find what can make me happy.. i mean true happiness… everlasting happiness…

  102. Reply  

    Iman Insan

    March 5, 2013

    place of unseen creatures..sometimes it feels scarry indeed! 😀

  103. Reply  

    Niki Jhonson

    March 5, 2013

    Cool picture cocky peom, if I met a person like that we would definetley wouldn't get along.

  107. Reply  

    kandee taylor

    March 5, 2013

    I like this. Reminds me of one from about forty years ago. It goes:
    I love myself, I think i'm grand. I hug myself and hold my hand.
    I put my arm around my waist, and when i'm fresh I slap my face.

  111. Reply  

    pskumar

    March 6, 2013

    so..lovely dearest jendhamuni..

  112. Reply  

    usha lavanya

    March 6, 2013

    If there is no mutual understanding between our inner life and our outer (social) life..such life will be a HELL which JOHN MILTON described as falling into a bottomless pit. The photo gives a sywbolical meaning..If only we make both these aspects / ends meet..we can pave a better way for our mental peace, happiness, tranquility and success.

  113. Reply  

    Siva kumar

    March 6, 2013

    even tho all are like live in this words thanks to remember……

  127. Reply  

    Nicholas Zaza

    March 7, 2013

    WOW!!! What an amazing and fascinating romance between you and yourself… you've highlighted that the root of your happiness comes from the relationship with yourself!

  131. Reply  

    centimental ngobeni

    March 10, 2013

    Oh i hate the person who is so selfish guys.The person that dosent care about other people oh they disgust me shem.Hello to everybody i love you all guys.

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